FAIL

Hey there!

Did you know that Daddy beats Mommy with sticks?



D'awwww

Stereotypes

"I'm sure glad that you two aren't a stereotypical lesbian couple. You know.. Being that one of you is short and overweight and the other is skinny redhead."

Smile

Do you remember NOT being single?

Apparently not..

LifeHacking

I know the streets like the back of my hand..

4 minutes 58 seconds..

TIME FOR MYSPACE

Who's a gangsta?

Girls.

They just wanna have fun.

Knock Knock

Room service.
































Oh fuck.

Why wasn't I invited?