The 'quiet' girl who was invited by association drinks way too much and claims the kitchen

The newly crowned 'Drunk Girl' becomes too frisky for her own good

The 'bi-sexual' friend intervenes

Declarations of love are unromantically spewed

'Drunk girl' is led to solitary confinement

The 'bi-sexual' friend grows tired of his unappreciated chivalry

The 'bi-sexual' friend looms over the unconscious 'drunk girl' until the wee hours of the morning as he breathes heavily and cries a single tear.